The Life Changing Magic of Not Giving a F ck

The Life Changing Magic of Not Giving a F ck Author Sarah Knight
ISBN-10 0316270725
Year 2015-12-29
Pages 224
Language en
Publisher Little, Brown
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THE "GENIUS" (Cosmopolitan) NATIONAL BESTSELLER ON THE ART OF CARING LESS AND GETTING MORE Are you stressed out, overbooked, and underwhelmed by life? Fed up with pleasing everyone else before you please yourself? It's time to stop giving a f*ck. This brilliant, hilarious, and practical parody of Marie Kondo's bestseller The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up explains how to rid yourself of unwanted obligations, shame, and guilt--and give your f*cks instead to people and things that make you happy. The easy-to-use, two-step NotSorry Method for mental decluttering will help you unleash the power of not giving a f*ck about: Family drama Having a "bikini body" Iceland Co-workers' opinions, pets, and children And other bullsh*t! And it will free you to spend your time, energy, and money on the things that really matter. So what are you waiting for? Stop giving a f*ck and start living your best life today!

Wine Bites

Wine Bites Author Barbara Scott-Goodman
ISBN-10 9781452107684
Year 2011-06-24
Pages 160
Language en
Publisher Chronicle Books
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Wine Bites is an inspiring cookbook for those who entertain casually and frequently. More than 60 recipes for simple, tasty snacks include suggestions for an accessible wine to pair with each, while vivid color photographs demonstrate how easy these delectable dishes are to prepare. Step-by-step instructions for putting together a first-class cheese plate, creating a generous antipasti platter, or transforming pantry staples into hors d'oeuvres make this an indispensable resource for great party-givings.

Go the Fuck to Sleep

Go the Fuck to Sleep Author Adam Mansbach
ISBN-10 9780857862662
Year 2011-06-16
Pages 32
Language en
Publisher Canongate Books
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Go the Fuck to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate and refreshingly honest, it captures the familiar and unspoken tribulations of putting your child to bed for the night. Colourfully illustrated and hilariously funny, this is a breath of fresh air for parents new, old, and expectant*. (*You should probably not read this to your children.)

Let s Pretend This Never Happened

Let s Pretend This Never Happened Author Jenny Lawson
ISBN-10 9781101573082
Year 2012-04-17
Pages 384
Language en
Publisher Penguin
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From the New York Times bestselling author of Furiously Happy... When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Includes a new chapter! Readers Guide Inside From the Trade Paperback edition.

The Rosie Project

The Rosie Project Author Graeme Simsion
ISBN-10 9781476729107
Year 2013-10-01
Pages 304
Language en
Publisher Simon and Schuster
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Now in paperback, the international bestselling romantic comedy “bursting with warmth, emotional depth, and…humor,” (Entertainment Weekly) featuring the oddly charming, socially challenged genetics professor, Don, as he seeks true love. The art of love is never a science: Meet Don Tillman, a brilliant yet socially inept professor of genetics, who’s decided it’s time he found a wife. In the orderly, evidence-based manner with which Don approaches all things, he designs the Wife Project to find his perfect partner: a sixteen-page, scientifically valid survey to filter out the drinkers, the smokers, the late arrivers. Rosie Jarman possesses all these qualities. Don easily disqualifies her as a candidate for The Wife Project (even if she is “quite intelligent for a barmaid”). But Don is intrigued by Rosie’s own quest to identify her biological father. When an unlikely relationship develops as they collaborate on The Father Project, Don is forced to confront the spontaneous whirlwind that is Rosie―and the realization that, despite your best scientific efforts, you don’t find love, it finds you. Arrestingly endearing and entirely unconventional, Graeme Simsion’s distinctive debut “navigates the choppy waters of adult relationships, both romantic and platonic, with a fresh take (USA TODAY). “Filled with humor and plenty of heart, The Rosie Project is a delightful reminder that all of us, no matter how we’re wired, just want to fit in” (Chicago Tribune).

F ck Trump

F ck Trump Author Nasty Woman
ISBN-10 0692841857
Year 2017-02-09
Pages
Language en
Publisher Toppings Publishing
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Get your copy of the official coloring book of the resistance! Have the headlines since the election made you want to bury your head in the sand? Now you can relieve your stress and nurture your spirit with this beautiful and irreverent adult coloring book! It includes 25 single-sided adult coloring pages ranging from moderate to complex in detail. Images include birds, bees, flowers, animals, and more. Each page has #Resistance-bolstering text, such as "Her Choice," "Nasty Woman," "Impeach," and other humorous and subversive sayings. A portion of all proceeds is donated to an organization distinct from, but not entirely unlike, the USA Polite Freedom Society.

The Darkest Minds

The Darkest Minds Author Alexandra Bracken
ISBN-10 9781786540256
Year 2016-11-17
Pages 528
Language en
Publisher Hachette UK
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The first book in the heart-stopping The Darkest Minds trilogy, by New York Times bestselling author of Passenger, for fans of Divergent and The Hunger Games. Ruby is sixteen. She is dangerous. And she is alive. For now. A mysterious disease has killed most of America's children. Ruby might have survived, but she and the others have emerged with something far worse than a virus: frightening abilities they cannot control. Pressured by the government, Ruby's parents sent her to Thurmond, a brutal state 'rehabilitation camp', where she has learned to fear and suppress her new power. But what if mastering it is a whole generation's only chance for survival? 'A riveting emotional read that kept me on the edge.' - Melissa Marr, author of Wicked Lovely Alexandra Bracken is the New York Times bestselling author of Passenger, Wayfarer and The Darkest Minds series. Visit her online at www.alexandrabracken.com and on Twitter @alexbracken.

I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies

I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies   Author The Betches
ISBN-10 9781501151101
Year 2017-04-11
Pages 352
Language en
Publisher Simon and Schuster
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In the age of Tinder, Hinge, or any other dating app that matches you with strangers, the dating game has grown complex and confusing. Cue the Betches--first, we helped you win at basically everything, and now we're going to help you win the most important battle a betch can face: dating. Maybe you're a Delusional Dater who needs to get in touch with reality (seriously, he's just NOT that f***ing into you) or perhaps you're a TGF who needs to stop being so desperate and start playing the game. Either way, we've got you covered. So put away the Ben & Jerry's fro-yo (just because it's low fat doesn't mean it's okay to eat the whole tub) and start dating like a winner.

Calm the Fuck Down and Color

Calm the Fuck Down and Color Author Jade Summer
ISBN-10 153777915X
Year 2016-09-21
Pages 106
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
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Are you stressed out? Too many things to do? People in your life driving you crazy? Then you need to Calm the Fuck Down and Color! This hilarious, sarcastic, and obnoxious adult coloring book is the perfect way to relieve stress, aid relaxation, and vent, while enjoying beautiful and highly detailed mandala flower images. Each coloring page will transport you into a world of peace and make you laugh-out-loud along the way. Unlike many adult coloring books, each volume is printed on black-backed pages to prevent bleed-through, so you can use any of your favorite tools, including pens, colored pencils, and fine-tipped markers. When you're finished coloring, you can display your artwork with a standard 8.5" x 11" frame. As an added bonus, we've also included two copies of every image so you can enjoy coloring your favorite images a second time! This book includes 50 coloring pages, 25 unique images, and the following swear word phrases: Calm the Fuck Down and Color Go Fuck Yourself Chill the Fuck out Leave me the Fuck Alone Shut the Fuck up You're a Dumbass Shove it up Your Ass Kiss my fat Ass Shut up Asshole Don't be a Jackass Damn you to Hell Shut Your Damn Mouth I Don't Give a Damn God Damn it You're a Damn Fool I Don't Give a Shit Eat Shit and Die This is Bullshit Are you Shitting me? You're a Piece of Shit Son of a Bitch You're a Little Bitch Fuck That Bitch Life's a Bitch Don't be Such a Bitch Buy Now, Start Coloring, and Relax...

Trainspotting

Trainspotting Author Irvine Welsh
ISBN-10 9781407019994
Year 2008-12-05
Pages 448
Language en
Publisher Random House
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Choose us. Choose life. Choose mortgage payments; choose washing machines; choose cars; choose sitting oan a couch watching mind-numbing and spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fuckin junk food intae yir mooth. Choose rotting away, pishing and shiteing yersel in a home, a total fuckin embarrassment tae the selfish, fucked-up brats ye've produced. Choose life.

Modern Romance

Modern Romance Author Aziz Ansari
ISBN-10 9780698179967
Year 2015-06-16
Pages 288
Language en
Publisher Penguin
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The #1 New York Times Bestseller A hilarious, thoughtful, and in-depth exploration of the pleasures and perils of modern romance from one of this generation’s sharpest comedic voices At some point, every one of us embarks on a journey to find love. We meet people, date, get into and out of relationships, all with the hope of finding someone with whom we share a deep connection. This seems standard now, but it’s wildly different from what people did even just decades ago. Single people today have more romantic options than at any point in human history. With technology, our abilities to connect with and sort through these options are staggering. So why are so many people frustrated? Some of our problems are unique to our time. “Why did this guy just text me an emoji of a pizza?” “Should I go out with this girl even though she listed Combos as one of her favorite snack foods? Combos?!” “My girlfriend just got a message from some dude named Nathan. Who’s Nathan? Did he just send her a photo of his penis? Should I check just to be sure?” But the transformation of our romantic lives can’t be explained by technology alone. In a short period of time, the whole culture of finding love has changed dramatically. A few decades ago, people would find a decent person who lived in their neighborhood. Their families would meet and, after deciding neither party seemed like a murderer, they would get married and soon have a kid, all by the time they were twenty-four. Today, people marry later than ever and spend years of their lives on a quest to find the perfect person, a soul mate. For years, Aziz Ansari has been aiming his comic insight at modern romance, but for Modern Romance, the book, he decided he needed to take things to another level. He teamed up with NYU sociologist Eric Klinenberg and designed a massive research project, including hundreds of interviews and focus groups conducted everywhere from Tokyo to Buenos Aires to Wichita. They analyzed behavioral data and surveys and created their own online research forum on Reddit, which drew thousands of messages. They enlisted the world’s leading social scientists, including Andrew Cherlin, Eli Finkel, Helen Fisher, Sheena Iyengar, Barry Schwartz, Sherry Turkle, and Robb Willer. The result is unlike any social science or humor book we’ve seen before. In Modern Romance, Ansari combines his irreverent humor with cutting-edge social science to give us an unforgettable tour of our new romantic world. From the Hardcover edition.

Nobody Likes a Cockblock

Nobody Likes a Cockblock Author R. Swanson
ISBN-10 0692636757
Year 2016-03-30
Pages 38
Language en
Publisher
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Nobody Likes A Cockblock is a full color paperback children's book for adults about woodland creature moms and dads just trying to get their swerve on. It's 32-pages of inappropriate prose that will leave you laughing about your sad life. It's perfect for birthday parties, baby showers, baptisms, and of course, wedding presents.

Make Life Your Bitch a Motivational and Inspirational Adult Coloring Book

Make Life Your Bitch  a Motivational and Inspirational Adult Coloring Book Author John T
ISBN-10 1533469504
Year 2016-05-25
Pages 56
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
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Turn Your Stress Into Success! Turn your stress into success with this motivational and inspirational swear word adult coloring book! For fans of adult coloring books and swear word coloring books Coloring page designs are printed single-sided to prevent bleed Swear word phrases and expressions like: "Not giving a fuck is better than revenge, Trust no man fear no bitch, and You're pretty fuckin' rad keep that shit up." Makes the perfect gift or a fun coloring party Buy 'Make Life Your Bitch' now! ***NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.***

The Gay Metropolis

The Gay Metropolis Author Charles Kaiser
ISBN-10 1555848311
Year 2007-12-01
Pages 432
Language en
Publisher Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
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A New York Times Notable Book of the Year and winner of a Lambda Literary Award, The Gay Metropolis is a landmark saga of struggle and triumph that was instantly recognized as the most authoritative and substantial work of its kind. Filled with astounding anecdotes and searing tales of heartbreak and transformation, it provides a decade-by-decade account of the rise and acceptance of gay life and identity since the 1940s. From the making of West Side Story, the modern Romeo and Juliet tale written and staged by four gay men, to the catastrophic era of AIDS, Charles Kaiser recounts the true history of the gay movement with many never-before-told stories. Filled with dazzling characters — including Leonard Bernstein, Montgomery Clift, Alfred Hitchcock, and John F. Kennedy, among many others — this is a vital telling of American history, exciting and uplifting.