Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed

Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Author Jeremy Greenberg
ISBN-10 9781449427047
Year 2013-04-02
Pages 64
Language en
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
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Provides a humorous collection of letters from cats providing excuses and suggestions for their human companions.

Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe and Other Heartwarming Letters from Doggie

Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe  and Other Heartwarming Letters from Doggie Author Jeremy Greenberg
ISBN-10 9781449413996
Year 2011-10-11
Pages 64
Language en
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
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Inside Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of 50 laugh-out-loud letters and accompanying full-color photographs that explain Fido's love of funky smells, why a ball needs to be thrown again, and practically every other lovably loony canine characteristic. From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums. Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is the perfect gift for dog lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into dog--and human--nature.

I Could Pee on This

I Could Pee on This Author Francesco Marciuliano
ISBN-10 9781452121864
Year 2012-08-03
Pages 112
Language en
Publisher Chronicle Books
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Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of housecats. In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat authors throughout, this whimsical volume reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable).

Sorry I Slept on Your Face

Sorry I Slept on Your Face Author Jeremy Greenberg
ISBN-10 9781449484439
Year 2016-11-08
Pages 64
Language en
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
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What does it mean when your cat bites your toes as hard as she can? When she suffocates you with her body, is she just getting comfortable or is she trying to tell you she needs more space? In Sorry I Slept on Your Face, cats, in all their superiority, break up with their owners through sorry/not sorry letters illustrated with cute, funny, sweet photographs. This book will make you laugh and make you ponder your relationship with your own cat.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You Author The Oatmeal
ISBN-10 9781449410490
Year 2012-10-09
Pages 80
Language en
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
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Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat humor in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You. If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comic strips. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat-lovers from Mr. Oats!

I Knead My Mommy

I Knead My Mommy Author Francesco Marciuliano
ISBN-10 9781452137124
Year 2014-08-05
Pages 112
Language en
Publisher Chronicle Books
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Just when we all thought things couldn't get any cuter, from the author of the New York Times bestselling I Could Pee on This comes I Knead My Mommy, a book of confessional poems about the triumphs, trials, and daily discoveries of being a kitten. From climbing walls to claiming hearts, these little cats bare all in such instant classics as "And Then You Said 'No,'" "Ode to a Lizard I Didn't Know Is Also a Pet in This House," and "I Will Save You." With adorable photos of the poetic prodigies throughout, this volume gives readers a glimpse into their confused and curious feline minds as they encounter the world around them.

Guys Can Be Cat Ladies Too

Guys Can Be Cat Ladies Too Author Michael Showalter
ISBN-10 9781613125458
Year 2013-09-03
Pages 176
Language en
Publisher Abrams
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Michael Showalter’s Guys Can Be Cat Ladies Too is the hilarious all-access guide to help a man comprehend, appreciate, and bond with the felines in his life. They say dogs are a man’s best friend. True! But what if that man’s girlfriend/boyfriend, wife/husband, or mother-in-law has a cat? Is that the end for him? Is he resigned to an eternity of estrangement from this furry creature with which he shares his life partner, his favorite chair, and his sock drawer? Showalter offers hope for men everywhere in their quest to understand and love cats. In this intimate portrait of one man’s love for cats, you will learn the answers to burning questions such as: “Why are they all aloof and weird and stuff?”; “They hate me, right?”; and “Is it true that they have nine lives?” Armed with these and countless other valuable lessons, by the book’s end any guy can be on the fast track to becoming a cat’s best friend. Praise for Guys Can Be Cat Ladies Too: “Deep stuff is decorated by fabulously absurd humor.” —Catster.com “So what have your cats taught you about loving yourself?” Michael Showalter: “Not a lot, I’ll be honest.” —Esquire.com “Fabulously illustrated.” —Entertainment Weekly

Breaking Cat News

Breaking Cat News Author Georgia Dunn
ISBN-10 9781449479268
Year 2016-05-10
Pages 128
Language en
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
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Cats reporting on the news that matters to cats with stories such as The Vacuum Cleaner Is Back!, The Woman Is Cooking Bacon!, and The Ceiling Cats Are Everywhere Tonight! Cynical, no nonsense Elvis and shy, sweet, sensitive Puck are the reporter kitties in the field, while the adventurous jokester Lupin serves as anchor cat. Together they break headlines on the food bowl, new plants, mysterious red dots, strange cats in the yard, and all the daily happenings in their home.

A Letter to My Cat

A Letter to My Cat Author Lisa Erspamer
ISBN-10 9780804139663
Year 2014-10-28
Pages 176
Language en
Publisher Crown/Archetype
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The follow-up to A Letter to My Dog takes on cats, with celebrities writing letters of love and gratitude to their beloved pet felines. Alluring, elusive, mysterious—the cats in our lives are not always easy to get to know. But as with all pets, they have unique personalities and stories to tell. Alongside beautiful four-color photos of their cats, A Letter to My Cat collects personal letters from celebrities offering love and gratitude for all that their cats bring to their lives.

Review of My Cat

Review of My Cat Author Tanner Ringerud
ISBN-10 1402285361
Year 2013
Pages 256
Language en
Publisher Sourcebooks Incorporated
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Collects the humorous results of asking cat owners to rate their cats in such categories as appearance, sociability, usefulness, and huggability.

Cat Shaming

Cat Shaming Author Pedro Andrade
ISBN-10 9781449479169
Year 2016-05-03
Pages 192
Language en
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
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What happens when your cat makes a mistake like ruining something valuable or going outside the litter box? You can't ground or take away their allowance when your cat gets in trouble. So what is the next best thing? Cat Shaming! Cat Shaming is a hilarious collection of photos from owners who express their frustration when their furry best friend does something bad. Millions of cat owners can relate to the antics of these felines while the picture shows a shamed but adorable, innocent looking kitty.

Sorry I Humped Your Leg

Sorry I Humped Your Leg Author Jeremy Greenberg
ISBN-10 1449480500
Year 2017-06-06
Pages 64
Language en
Publisher
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Comedian Jeremy Greenberg is at it again with another hilarious collection of full-color photos and apologetic letters from dogs to the people who love them--no matter what bad thing they've done! Sorry I Humped Your Leg (Again) is a brand new batch of laugh-out-loud letters (and accompanying full-color photographs) addressed by dogs to their owners. From an impassioned plea to return from the store with the right doggie treats, to a pep talk from your self-appointed "doggie dietician," this epistolary treat offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums. It's the perfect gift for a dog lover or anyone who appreciates hilarious insights into dog (and human) nature.

The Best Cat Book Ever

The Best Cat Book Ever Author Kate Funk
ISBN-10 9781250138217
Year 2016-10-11
Pages 128
Language en
Publisher St. Martin's Griffin
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AC the cat is back! And his owner Kate Funk has come up with some even more hilarious, increasingly ridiculous costumes for him to model, from the “Yes We Can!” lady, to Max from Where the Wild Things Are, to Marty McFly. Kate also goes much deeper into hipster-dom—AC is dressed as a whole host of Wes Anderson characters, as well as all twelve zodiac symbols. If the last book was good, The Best Cat Book Ever: Part II will really appeal to the cat-loving hipsters. (And you know there are tons of them out there!) There’s nothing better than a good ol’ book of a cat dressed in elaborate costumes. And if you disagree, you can just see yourself out. Cats rule, dogs drool.

Cat Butts

Cat Butts Author Blue Q.
ISBN-10 0762422173
Year 2005-04
Pages 32
Language en
Publisher Running PressMiniature Editions
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Just watch your cat lovers connect with this charming, magnetic mini kit! Five popular breeds immortalized on die-cut magnets with a bonus hairball piece, too! The Educational North American Cat Butts Field Guide rounds out this epic gift opportunity from the Blue Q gang.

You Need More Sleep

You Need More Sleep Author Francesco Marciuliano
ISBN-10 9781452153681
Year 2015-09-01
Pages
Language en
Publisher Chronicle Books
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Our feline friends have spent eons observing, napping, pondering, napping, and taking notes about the human condition. In between naps, they've realized that we humans could use some catlike guidance when it comes to handling the ups and downs of life. In this book they've condescended to share their invaluable wisdom in short advice columns such as "Always Stay at Least 30 Feet from a Loved One" and "Never Let Anyone Dress You." Whether it's coping with romance, surviving a social gathering, or clawing your way to the top of the corporate ladder only to realize you can't get down, the cats in this ebook will have you relaxed and ready to take on the world! Just after one more nap.