Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed and Other Heartwarming Letters from Kitty

Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed  and Other Heartwarming Letters from Kitty Author Jeremy Greenberg
ISBN-10 9781449432119
Year 2013-04-02
Pages 64
Language en
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
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Inside Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of laugh-out-loud letters and photographs that offer a cat's eye view on common feline vs. human cohabitation conundrums. It's the perfect gift for crazy cat lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into cat—and human—nature, including: Your cat sits on your laptop not just for warmth or attention, but to prevent you from interacting with the outside world. After all, isn’t the main reason to have a cat so you don’t have to waste time developing normal human relationships? If you spent a third of your life licking yourself, you too would occasionally forget to stick your tongue back in your face. Eating grass has medicinal purposes, and most cats believe grass should be legalized. The cat feels bad about barfing on your bed…because now it must get to up to go sleep on your clean laundry instead.

Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe and Other Heartwarming Letters from Doggie

Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe  and Other Heartwarming Letters from Doggie Author Jeremy Greenberg
ISBN-10 9781449413996
Year 2011-10-11
Pages 64
Language en
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
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Inside Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of 50 laugh-out-loud letters and accompanying full-color photographs that explain Fido's love of funky smells, why a ball needs to be thrown again, and practically every other lovably loony canine characteristic. From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums. Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is the perfect gift for dog lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into dog--and human--nature.

Sorry I Slept on Your Face

Sorry I Slept on Your Face Author Jeremy Greenberg
ISBN-10 9781449484439
Year 2016-11-08
Pages 64
Language en
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
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What does it mean when your cat bites your toes as hard as she can? When she suffocates you with her body, is she just getting comfortable or is she trying to tell you she needs more space? In Sorry I Slept on Your Face, cats, in all their superiority, break up with their owners through sorry/not sorry letters illustrated with cute, funny, sweet photographs. This book will make you laugh and make you ponder your relationship with your own cat.

Stink Outside the Box

Stink Outside the Box Author Jeremy Greenberg
ISBN-10 9781449462635
Year 2014-09-02
Pages 64
Language en
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
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Finally, life advice from our favorite feline friends who always seem to land on their feet. Stink Outside the Box features sweet, funny photos of kitty experts along with hilarious and thoughtful tidbits of timeless advice for both cats and humans alike. To move on with our nine lives, we must forgive our siblings for what they did to us as kittens, learn not to get haired out when we see how much fur we've gained in the winter, and accept that while we can't control our environment, we can control where we barf in it. Cats have warmed our hearts since the beginning of time; now we finally get to learn how they keep it all in purrspective.

I Could Pee on This

I Could Pee on This Author Francesco Marciuliano
ISBN-10 9781452110585
Year 2012-08-15
Pages 111
Language en
Publisher Chronicle Books
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A collection of humorous poems delves into the cat psyche, covering such topics as separation anxiety, scratching at closed doors, and trips to the veterinarian.

Cat Shaming

Cat Shaming Author Pedro Andrade
ISBN-10 9781449479169
Year 2016-05-03
Pages 192
Language en
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
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What happens when your cat makes a mistake like ruining something valuable or going outside the litter box? You can't ground or take away their allowance when your cat gets in trouble. So what is the next best thing? Cat Shaming! Cat Shaming is a hilarious collection of photos from owners who express their frustration when their furry best friend does something bad. Millions of cat owners can relate to the antics of these felines while the picture shows a shamed but adorable, innocent looking kitty.

A Letter to My Cat

A Letter to My Cat Author Lisa Erspamer
ISBN-10 9780804139663
Year 2014-10-28
Pages 176
Language en
Publisher Crown/Archetype
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The follow-up to A Letter to My Dog takes on cats, with celebrities writing letters of love and gratitude to their beloved pet felines. Alluring, elusive, mysterious—the cats in our lives are not always easy to get to know. But as with all pets, they have unique personalities and stories to tell. Alongside beautiful four-color photos of their cats, A Letter to My Cat collects personal letters from celebrities offering love and gratitude for all that their cats bring to their lives.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You Author The Oatmeal
ISBN-10 9781449410490
Year 2012-10-09
Pages 80
Language en
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
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Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat humor in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You. If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comic strips. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat-lovers from Mr. Oats!

Bad Cat

Bad Cat Author James Jennings Edgar
ISBN-10 0340908777
Year 2005
Pages 256
Language en
Publisher
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It's the dark side that most cat owners never see. The side that wouldn't be caught dead purring. Here, in full colour, in all their infamy, are hundreds of trouble makers and moggy delinquents. They're bad cats, with bad intentions and bad attitude. So the next time your sweet little ball of fur misses the litter tray, ask yourself - was it really an accident??

I Knead My Mommy

I Knead My Mommy Author Francesco Marciuliano
ISBN-10 9781452137124
Year 2014-08-05
Pages 112
Language en
Publisher Chronicle Books
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Just when we all thought things couldn't get any cuter, from the author of the New York Times bestselling I Could Pee on This comes I Knead My Mommy, a book of confessional poems about the triumphs, trials, and daily discoveries of being a kitten. From climbing walls to claiming hearts, these little cats bare all in such instant classics as "And Then You Said 'No,'" "Ode to a Lizard I Didn't Know Is Also a Pet in This House," and "I Will Save You." With adorable photos of the poetic prodigies throughout, this volume gives readers a glimpse into their confused and curious feline minds as they encounter the world around them.

Review of My Cat

Review of My Cat Author Tanner Ringerud
ISBN-10 1402285361
Year 2013
Pages 256
Language en
Publisher Sourcebooks Incorporated
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Collects the humorous results of asking cat owners to rate their cats in such categories as appearance, sociability, usefulness, and huggability.

Poetry from Scratch A Kitten s Book of Verse

Poetry from Scratch  A Kitten s Book of Verse Author Jennifer McCartney
ISBN-10 9781581574296
Year 2016-11-22
Pages 112
Language en
Publisher The Countryman Press
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The newest entry in the feline literary canon is here… so pee on this, cat poet wannabes Hipster cats, stay-at-home-mom cats, windowsill cats, and outdoor cats—you’ll find them all here, immortalized in prose about, for, and sometimes by, cats. With a Brooklyn edge, author Jennifer McCartney ups the cool quotient on this burgeoning genre. Of Mice and Men There once was a cat who loved books He liked bookshelves that had lots of nooks He thought especially nice The tomes about mice One page and the kitty was hooked From limericks to beat poems, haikus to sonnets, riffs on famous verse to original blank verse, there is something here for every cat lover to enjoy.

You Need More Sleep

You Need More Sleep Author Francesco Marciuliano
ISBN-10 9781452146539
Year 2015-09-01
Pages 112
Language en
Publisher Chronicle Books
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Our feline friends have spent eons observing, napping, pondering, napping, and taking notes about the human condition. In between naps, they've realized that we humans could use some catlike guidance when it comes to handling the ups and downs of life. In this book they've condescended to share their invaluable wisdom in short advice columns such as "Always Stay at Least 30 Feet from a Loved One" and "Never Let Anyone Dress You." Whether it's coping with romance, surviving a social gathering, or clawing your way to the top of the corporate ladder only to realize you can't get down, the cats in this ebook will have you relaxed and ready to take on the world! Just after one more nap.

The Grumpy Guide to Life

The Grumpy Guide to Life Author Grumpy Cat
ISBN-10 9781452140827
Year 2014-08-05
Pages 112
Language en
Publisher Chronicle Books
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In a world filled with inspirational know-it-alls and quotable blowhards, only one figure is indifferent enough to tell the cranky truth: Grumpy Cat. Following the success of her New York Times bestselling debut, everyone's favorite disgruntled feline is back with this demotivational guide to everyday life, love, friendship, and more. Featuring many new photos of Grumpy Cat's famous frown and packed with uninspiring observations, The Grumpy Guide to Life will help anyone get in touch with their inner grouch.

The Devious Book for Cats

The Devious Book for Cats Author Joe Garden
ISBN-10 0345513843
Year 2008-10-28
Pages 224
Language en
Publisher Villard
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Cats have nine lives. Shouldn’t they be lived to the fullest? “Domesticated” does not mean “docile.” The ho-hum routine of sleep, eat, eat, and sleep is no way for any creature who ruled Egypt for a millennium to spend her day. It’s high time felines everywhere woke up from their cat naps and grabbed life’s strings with both paws. The Devious Book for Cats offers today’s discerning kitties words of wisdom and advice on everything they need to know, from in-depth guides on cardboard boxes and catnip to a brief history of the Felinism movement. It provides fail-safe tips on waking a human when you want to get fed, choosing the purr-fect gift, staring like a pro, and making the most of superstitions. It also explains the undeniable allure of the Window, the terrifying specter of the Vacuum, and how you can groom properly in just the scant twenty-four hours allotted each day. Cats: Discover the devious fun you can have when you’re the one in charge! From the Hardcover edition.